Weeaboo Dating Tips #6


For your first date take her to see the sappiest romance movie in the cinema. Near the end secretly take out your phone and read the bit of the Full Metal Alchemist manga where Mustang cries at Hughes’s funeral. When she looks over and sees the tears streaming down your face she will be amazed at how compassionate and sensitive you are.


IMO fuck those posts where it tells you a cool nature fact but its like “HAVE YOU FUCKING HEARD ABOUT THIS MOTH??  WELL SIT DOWN FUCKERS ITS TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THIS LITTLE FUCKIN MOTH” and it usually is in a powerpoint and the whole thing is just exhausting like tell me about the moth without being annoying


this is a masterpiece 

Steven Universe - We Are The Crystal Gems
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"We Are The Crystal Gems"

from the pilot of Steven Universe created by Rebecca Sugar

If you’re evil and you’re on the rise

You can count on the four of us taking you down

'cause we're good and evil never beats us

We’ll win the fight and then go out for pizzas


We are the Crystal Gems

We’ll always save the day

And if you think we can’t

We’ll always find a way


That’s why the people of this world… believe in

Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl and Steven!